Flabbergast

Last night I reached an all-time-low. I went to see the Haunting in Connecticut or whatever, knowing it would suck. After seeing it, I went to 5 fast food restaurants at midnight, finding them all closed. Being rejected by fast food is depressing. I only saw THIC (lol) to pick up a few inside jokes. At least I accomplished that, because zombies with Satanist writings carved into them is too damn funny. Well, when a horror movie pointlessly incorporates religion you have to laugh anyway right? All horror movie directors feel inclined to incorporate religion now, as if they're fucking Jehovah. I mean jeez, theres been like one good horror movie in the last 10 years. I probably would've liked to do something else, but when the only thing within 30 miles is a bowling alley and a 6 room movie theater, you make due. Being that there's nothing to do, I'm still watching the NCAA Tournament (naked in a beanbag chair eating Funyuns*2). I love the tournament, but this years is god awful boring*. Today I'm writing while UNC is on. I have to root for the Tar Heels because, well, Ohio States eliminated, they're from my home state, and their uniforms are amazing. Perhaps I'm biased. The only thing they could improve is making their white uniforms black and blue instead of white and blue. Perhaps I'm biased there too, though.

Anyway, as UNC starts to roll over Oklahoma I find myself bored. So in order to get over this, I decide to play my favorite game. The one where you hear a word and challenge yourself to use it in a sentence (whether it makes sense or not) in the near future. The last word was "Flabbergast." So.. quite simply
"Johnny felt weird when his mom walked in on him flabbergasting to a magazine."
After you've used it in a sentence, you can alterantively use it as often as possible, just for kicks and whips.

Yeah, say what you will, I don't care. Shoutout to my dealer. And if you were wondering about the asterisk, it will be listed below the shoutout info for now on. Most of you dongles probably didn't even notice though.

*- Like Church
*2- Funyuns inter-changable with Doritos, even though I don't like them.


Love some, hate most, peace always,

Matt "M21, Fleece, Mr. Hollywood" Stephen