Devil in my DNA

Mmm. Easter Sunday. Time for us all to flock about, pretending a Bunny the hides eggs and gives out candy is at all related to the resurrection of Christ. It makes about as much sense as J. Jonah Jameson having a Hitler 'Stache in the new Spiderman cartoon. Because for those of us who know Spiderman, Jonah never had a Hitler 'stache, as shown in whatever the fuck he's shown in. So anyway, Easter. Yeah, that makes sense. Like when I ask our family to maybe.. give up a ridiculous outrageous tradition completely unrelated to a day celebrating their god? Yeah I get slammed (hehe) because I'm ruining the kids childhood by bringing it up. Right... I'm too lazy to organize an egg hunt, therefore I am a communist. Well, I suppose they must be right. The one thing I do know about Easter though? I had better get my fucking Dove Chocolate Eggs. As disgusting as that sounds, that is the best candy/chocolate the world has to offer.

Next I figured I'd discuss tattoos with you folks. I'm about ready to start inking up, so here's what I'll be Rep'n, ya know. The first tattoo could be coming in mid June. If the Cavs win a title I will get a C sword logo tattoo, with 08-09 on it. Every year they win it I will update the tattoo. Perhaps clear room for the Panthers next to it. Then, I want this on the back of my calf. For my alumni, ya know. My next tat? God inspired, of course. Something He has, either initials on the triceps, or a Lion head. I want one of the following song quotes on my back.
"Always something in this everchanging life."
"Kill this slowly fading light."
"I believe in angels, no, not the kind with wings, no, not the kind with halos, the kind that brings you home when home becomes a strange place."
"Fuck Armageddon, this is Hell."
"If there's a purpose for us all, it remains a secret to me."
"The past is just the future with the lights on."
or late to the game..
"We don't live, we just survive."
You can vote for one of those in the top right corner. I expect the winner to be the Rise Against "I believe in angels..." quote just because you all like me to be in a large amount of pain. And last, I want an arm band that is made of words. It will say, "English mother fucker, do you speak it?" Really, how much more badass can you get? Trick question, you can't.

I figured I'd go crazy with pop culture references today. Especially that of 80s cartoons. Because like Mumra, my heart is a flashlight. As you notice, Iron Mans chest is like some of those stupid fucking headlights cars have that look like brights, but aren't. Sure it's not the coolest Iron Man, but I probably only like that one because of his hooker boots. Anyway, this shoutout goes to a buddy of mine, S-Ra. Sorry if your actually reading this S-Ra, I don't mean to make you sound like a Godzilla villain, but S-Ra is too cool not to address you as.



Watching 80s cartoons being made into movies,

Matt "M21" Stephen