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As we came to the month of April, I actually remembered to change my calendar. On time surprisingly. Because I mean really, who the hell remembers to do that? Calendars are almost more of a hassle than they are a device for planning, etc. This month, my Cleveland Cavaliers calendar presented me with the super star none other than Anderson Varajao. He's the one in the middle who you want to tell to wash his hair, but he refuses because... well.. just because. Like liquid bacon, he doesn't play by the rules. Playing by the rules.. The Jonas Brothers used to do it. The Jonas Brothers. About as cool as your moms quilting club. Honestly how stupid could they have been, they wasted however long on that purity scam? They could have had more ass than Duran Duran in their prime, and didn't take advantage of it until now. In fact, they were fucking abstinent. Make sense of that for me, will you? The only thing I can think of.. it was a scam, because they're jews, and money is much more important than ass ever will be. I already knew about their bitch ass purity scam, but what really pissed me off was when I read this. They liked blink 182.. but just the music.. none of the sex, humor, and antics (and good looks). I mean, for fucking real? Jeez.

I also heard the funniest things ever today. They were some of those news stories that just make you laugh, and brighten your day. As described to me, a man was hit by a car and died. The person who committed the hit and run left a note pinned to the mans dead body saying they were "Sorry for the crime". This just came across to me as.. epic. Who actually does that? I guess the same kind of person that would make news in the second story.. Basically an Australian pimp (your laughing already I bet) and his 16 year old girl friend paid one of his hoes, a 16 year old girl in guess.. chicken nuggets. The girl serviced 4 middle aged men in one night, and she wound up getting paid in chicken fucking nuggets. Epic.

Shoutout goes to the pimp.



You stay classy San Diego,

Matt "M21, Fleece, Mr. Hollywood" Stephen