Give It Up

Pick-up games of basketball. Everybody gets all pissed when I play point guard, because, I pass the ball and refuse to shoot unless I'm extremely well defended. They toss me the rock at the 3 point line more open than teenage girls for the Jonas Brothers- I pass up the shot, because well, all my J's are going to be unassisted and well contested as I step back and hit the fade away 3. And yes, I just compared myself to LeBron fucking James. Because if you're playing a pick-up game with me and I give more than 20% effort, you just witnessed the second-coming. Are you really going to get mad at me for passing on the shot? If I kept track of my own assists (one guy in the game always does) I'd easily have 35, probably have 7 points, shooting 3/4 from the field, including some ridiculous jumper over like 6 guys (even though legal team size is 5). And of course, the other 2 makes were drives to the lane just as impressive as this. You pass me the ball open, I'll get it back to you- because I already know how well I can shoot, I want to see how pathetic you are. I probably have 31 steals and plenty of fast break opportunities, but I pass the ball for ANOTHER FUCKING ASSIST, and go on with my day. I've been reading a bit too much of Gusalina, but whatever.

Myspace. Tell me, lord, why? Why do I even have an account? Ever notice most bulletins that exist on Myspace are boring, pointless, and only about 2 people understand their "hidden meaning"?
Title: I absolutely
Contents: Cannot wait for Sunday.
Title: Why
Contents: Does it always happen to me?
or..
Contents: Are you a skank?
And then the surveys. Oh god, I read some peoples surveys to help me sleep at night. Anybody else tired of the same answer?
Hows life?
I wouldn't want to bore you with that.
So why the fuck are you answering the survey? The point of a survey is to let everybody on the whole Myspace know what the fucks going on in your life. That's like going to a party to watch people drink, without any talking, or movement. Holy shit, why did you even take the survey? Myspace should be regulated, they let any old douchers on there. Personally I'm kind of tired of the people that answer every single question on the Profile section, including books, movies, television, and the whole lot. Especially when their answer is I don't watch TV/Read books/like movies. The worst part might be the grammar
Today,, I went , to the shop,, and it was cool.
Since when do you use 2 commas as a period? Since when do commas go in between a space and a space? That isn't even fucking considering the poor grammar and spelling. My last favorite part about Myspace though? Shirt-less pictures. I don't care if you were born with a 6 pack, I don't want to see you flex, it's really pathetic you sink to that level of douche.

Anyway though, if your wondering about the title of the post, it's because I figured I'd put my Zune (YES I HAVE A FUCKING ZUNE, NO APPLE BULLSHIT) on shuffle, and use the track as the title. It's Give It Up, By Pepper. Shoutout goes to nobody in particular, I suppose it's one of those "Just in case you haven't seen it yet you pathetic pop culture ignorant fuck." videos.



You stay classy San Diego,

Matt "M21, Fleece, Mr. Hollywood" Stephen