Obligatory Sports Blog

I'm an interesting sports fan. Having all that Carolina blood in me, I'm a Panther and Hurricane fan. The rest of my teams are Ohio associated, because well, it was passed down to me. I love the Cavs and kind of sort of like the Indians. Why? Because it's baseball. There I was MLB opening day. I have almost no loyalty for even the Indians, but whatever, (it's only baseball). I check the scores, ready to be surprised- and I was. My Cleveland Stereotypes got their asses kicked harder than anticipated, and are now at 0-3. I don't really care about a having my team win a title in baseball though. You can tell because I was a Houston Astros fan as a kid, then quit following baseball entirely. I picked back up as an Indians fan, because hey, I'm already a Cavs fan, might as well make it two Cleveland teams. Houston made no sense for me, being the fattest city in America for like 8 out of the last 10 years anyway.

I have decided to make one of my life goals unreachable- watch all 4 of my favorite professional sports teams win a Title. I am expanding 4- to 5. That means two favorite baseball teams. The thing is I'm a hardcore sports fan- except when it comes to baseball. Between Mark Titus and my desire to be ridiculed by the world, I want to become a part time Cubs fan. That way I can NEVER see all my professional favorites win a title. Well why would you want that? The Cavs are going to take the Golden Penis this year, and the Panthers within the next 5. I've already seen the Carolina Hurricanes win the title, and they're gonna do it again this year. The Indians might suck, but the fucking Phillies won the title last year- so anything can happen. Point is, the Cubs will never win the World Series. I need something to live for, and making a life goal impossible I have that. The Cubs are just that safe of a bet. I'm now an Indians and part time Cubs fan. A stretch maybe, but not as much of a stretch as Pat Forde uses to insult Ohio State. That's why I hope Disney goes bankrupt.

Not that I care about baseball anyway. When you search MLB on google images it gives you a suggested search "Yankees". Not kidding, either. Anyway, the shoutout is well, what it is.



Nerding out on sports,

Matt "M21" Stephen