Shining on

Sweeter than when you had sex with you wife and used cheesecake as a sex-prop, I'm back. Angry as you can imagine at the foul differential in the Cavs last regular season game... 39-12. You know, the game where they would've had the home winning record, but played on starter for 7 out of 48 minutes? Yeah, that one. Perhaps I'm idiosyncratic, but whatever. That's a real word, if you were wondering. Speaking of words.. the word epic. It's ruined. It used to be the best word for describing something.. well.. epic. I was one of the original users of the word, playing epic quest games, knowing what the fucks up on the south-side. Sometimes, it's okay to use epic. Other times, people ruin the word. The problem with the word "epic" is it's short and easily picked up by stupid people.

I was talking to a buddy of mine the other day, when I beat her in an argument. Shes the type that doesn't lose a lot. So as you can imagine, shes having a panic attack. I immediately called her to see if she was still alive, because we were talking on AIM. I got no answer... Panicking myself now, I jumped into my blue Lambo (I'd be goddamned if my rims ain't too), and rushed over to her home. I found she didn't have a pulse. I did CPR, and successful saved her life. I felt like I saved her from a random home invader. My actions that day were as prestigious as Ron Pauls plan to stop pirating in Somalia. Shoutout to my "savee". Because something bad could've happened.



Quite a few posts since I linked the What's My Age Again Video, and nothing else to write about,

Matt "M21" Stephen.